Having sat outside many a Principles office while a meeting
was going on inside about me, I’m fairly certain Mr. Rooney wasn’t just going
to forget about that day and pretend it didn’t happen. What Ferris doesn’t know
is that Mr. Rooney saw his attendance record change on his computer screen. His
plan would have most certainly unraveled starting the next day. Cameron and
Sloane are fucked too. Like so…
Mr. Rooney checks the written attendance records and
confirms Ferris has been absent 9 times. Backups of the database show that the
previous day’s record was 9 absences. The computer logs show that a modem
connection was made to the system prior to the record change. Mr. Rooney has to
report this to the school board; this is a matter of the state now. An
investigation is launched.
The Tel Co is subpoenaed to disclose its records that show
the call was made from the Bueller house. Ferris is suspended from school.
After that it was pretty easy to get a warrant to confiscate any computer equipment
on the premises, and arrest Ferris Beuller. Analyses of the equipment indicate
Ferris used stolen credentials. Charges are brought up against Ferris for
“unauthorized access of a state system”, “tampering with state records”. Ferris does not graduate from HS and is sent
to Juvenile Corrections.
Cameron’s father rightfully pissed about his destroyed
property would have just sent him to boarding school for this but his “gotta
take a stand” attitude really pisses his father off. He gets disowned
completely. He gets cut off and kicked out of his cool ass house. His father is
no longer paying for his education so Cameron does not graduate this year and
must transfer out. Cameron has a breakdown and completely sells out Ferris and
Sloane. His father charges Ferris and Cameron with grand theft auto and
destruction of property. Cameron is also sent to Juvenile Corrections.
For cutting and participating in Ferris’ activities Sloane
is suspended for the rest of the year and does not graduate. She is also not
allowed to return to the school and must relocate. Her parents livid about that
and the dead grandma lie.
That’s probably what would have happened had I tried to pull
that shit.
Also, ever wonder why Abe “The Sausage King of Chicago” Froman didn’t
show up for his dinner reservation? What happen to the sausage king of Chicago?
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